Final Tribal Council

[Gregg Carey]

Ok.Good for you three that you made it to the end and bla bla bla

Okay!?Shawn!!!I like you and everything.I appreciate what you've done to me last round,like really!!!and I owe you!!
but SORRY!!who controlled our tribe???like obviously ME!!It's like I controlled each vote and when you wanted to switch the Lydia vote to someone else,at the end we did what Iwanted to do each time.Just wanted to clear that coz you have never been in control

Umm,Spencer - does that mean that you don't want anyone to vote for you?Well you guys OBVIOUSLY Tyson doesn't deserve to win because Spencer helped him the whole game and was his bitch,so he always had an extra vote,helping him to get further,specially in the final 4 when i got voted out,like if Spencer was someone playing for himself he was gonna vote Tyson for sure!while everyone else was playing on their own.

Spencer lying to me unnecessarily was AWFULLY dumb,like I was gonna see your voting history btw ? LOL.but it's like you don't wanna win anyway,good for you that you took somebody's place who really wanted to win this game,that's beside screwing me in the awful game you hosted,and your fucken stupid twist.Like how in hell would you get an outcast after quitting AT FINAL 4,and giving them an idol after they quit?and like counting their votes when they never logged-in?like we're not dumb btw?I hope you burn in hell or sth


Now getting my vote won't be that easy,for the first time Spencer & Tyson,sorry if that will go against your ethics,but you have to be honest once in this game while answering my questions!It seems like Spencer doesn't want to win,so I'm not decided who I'm going to vote from the other 2.

1.Why do you deserve getting my vote more than the other two?
2.What was your best strategic move in the game?
3.Explain your strategy
4.Rank the jurors according to their gameplay
5.Compare the jurors to castaways from the real survivor US show mentioning reasons
6.Tell me why the other 2 sitting next to you sucked in this game
7.Tell me why I deserve to be in the final
8.Tell me how well I played this game


I'm done

and I'm waiting for the answers , good luck to Tyson & Shawn!

[Julie Berry]

*Julie gracefully enters and faces the jury. Everyone drops their jaw and bows down to her in sight of her powerful and wonderous beauty*

Tyson. Spencer. MTB.

The three of you have proven worthy to make it to the finale, but only one of you can get my vote, and only one of you can win. In order to win the vote of this goddess, you wiill have to answer my questions that I have expertly crafted for you.

If you answer each correctly and to my liking, you will perhaps recieve a vote from me.

Let's begin.

Question 1:

Which picture is more beautiful of me?



Explain your reasoning and be detailed.


Question 2:

Pick the three you think I like best of my daily activities:

A. Shopping

B. Dining at the most posh restaurants

C. Having Sex

or

D. Going to the gym

Why do you think I like those activities the best?

Question 3:

When I was dating Jeff, I had to make many public appearances. Which outfit do you thinks suits me best and why?



Question 4:



I frequently enjoy sunbathing on nude beaches. If you saw me sunbathing on the beach what would you do?

Question 5:

I love poetry. Write me a freeverse poem about my beauty. It should be about 15 stanzas.

Question 6:

Draw a picture of me. The more flattering the better.

Question 7:

Which phrase best describes me?

A. Hot

B. Beautiful

C. Gorgeous

D. Sexy

Why is that the best description?

Question 8:

Write me a paragraph about how pretty I am.

Question 9:

Which phrase bests describes Zoe?

A. Feces crudded cunt

B. White trash cracked out bitch

C. Trailer park dirty lesbian

D. STD ridden slut

Give a reason why.

Question 10:

Describe a disease that Zoe has and give the following facts:

How to get it, side effects, and treatment if any.





That's it!! Try your hardest! I will be waiting!

~Julie

[Shawn Cohen]

Erin, I'm not racist against gay people, I remember how you call me gay all the time. Second, I saw pictures when we were friends on facebook.

2. Can't argue with the facts.

That's all I'm gonna say left to you.

[Gregg Carey]

Aug 12, 2009 13:04:36 GMT -5 Julie Berry said:

THAT'S SO FRIGGIN H-O-T !
<3

*flirts with Julie*

[erinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Aug 12, 2009 13:19:05 GMT -5 Shawn Cohen said:

Erin, I'm not racist against gay people, I remember how you call me gay all the time. Second, I saw pictures when we were friends on facebook.

2. Can't argue with the facts.

That's all I'm gonna say left to you.

I can post my myspace page here and LOLPWN your ass. But those who know me want to fux me hard so no need for that. And love the pics Joe. Julie Goddess <3

[Matthew von Ertfelda]

Congrats to the final 3. FIRST OF ALL LUIS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR BITCHINESS IS GETITNG BORING AND OLD. THANKS.

1st) Do you think i would have had a chance to win the game if i was in the final 3?
2nd) Who wouldve have been the 2 castaways you wouldve liked to go to the final 3?
3rd) Give me 3 reasons why rupert sucks.
4th) Give me 3 reasons why JT rocks.
5th) This question goes to Tyson: Was the vote against me really nescessary?
6th) This question goes to Spencer: What was your best move in this game?
7th) This question goes to Shawn: Do you think you can win this game?

[erinnn]

Um no. I am GOD of fucking Elite. Bow the fuck down Nils. You are God of Second Chances and I am fucking God here. kthanxbai. And stop asking people for my AIM.

[Matthew von Ertfelda]

Aug 12, 2009 14:06:12 GMT -5 @erinnn said:

Um no. I am GOD of fucking Elite. Bow the fuck down Nils. You are God of Second Chances and I am fucking God here. kthanxbai. And stop asking people for my AIM.

YOUR INV i know. lol I am not the god of second chances. I wish i were. AMBUH man i was robbed in all stars.

[Shawn Cohen]

Aug 12, 2009 13:04:36 GMT -5 Julie Berry said:

*Julie gracefully enters and faces the jury. Everyone drops their jaw and bows down to her in sight of her powerful and wonderous beauty*

Tyson. Spencer. MTB.

The three of you have proven worthy to make it to the finale, but only one of you can get my vote, and only one of you can win. In order to win the vote of this goddess, you wiill have to answer my questions that I have expertly crafted for you.

If you answer each correctly and to my liking, you will perhaps recieve a vote from me.

Let's begin.

Question 1:

Which picture is more beautiful of me?



Explain your reasoning and be detailed.


Question 2:

Pick the three you think I like best of my daily activities:

A. Shopping

B. Dining at the most posh restaurants

C. Having Sex

or

D. Going to the gym

Why do you think I like those activities the best?

Question 3:

When I was dating Jeff, I had to make many public appearances. Which outfit do you thinks suits me best and why?



Question 4:



I frequently enjoy sunbathing on nude beaches. If you saw me sunbathing on the beach what would you do?

Question 5:

I love poetry. Write me a freeverse poem about my beauty. It should be about 15 stanzas.

Question 6:

Draw a picture of me. The more flattering the better.

Question 7:

Which phrase best describes me?

A. Hot

B. Beautiful

C. Gorgeous

D. Sexy

Why is that the best description?

Question 8:

Write me a paragraph about how pretty I am.

Question 9:

Which phrase bests describes Zoe?

A. Feces crudded cunt

B. White trash cracked out bitch

C. Trailer park dirty lesbian

D. STD ridden slut

Give a reason why.

Question 10:

Describe a disease that Zoe has and give the following facts:

How to get it, side effects, and treatment if any.





That's it!! Try your hardest! I will be waiting!

~Julie

Heyy Julie. First off, I'd like to say all those pictures look sexy.

Question 1: Which picture looks more beautiful? I have to say, the one with you in the yellow bikini, cuz that one seems that you are nice and pretty. The other one, which you are in a green bikini, makes you look like you're ignorant and dumb. So because of this, I like the one with you in yellow bikini better.

Question 2:
A. Shopping

B. Dining at the most posh restaurants

C. Having Sex

or

D. Going to the gym

Question 2: I think that you like Shopping best, because, like seriously, what girl doesn't like to do that. I think that you like having sex the 2nd best, because I mean, no one hates sex. I think you like going to the gym 3rd best, because a sexy girl like you needs to keep in shape. I think you don't like eating at the most posh restaurants, because that's expensive, and you don't want to waste your money on that.

Question 3: Out of those 3 outfits, I like the one to the right. Now, why? Because the one on the left makes you like like SuperHoe. :X Now that leaves the center one and the left one, now the one in the center has an ugly expression, while the one on the right has a bearable facial experssion, therefore, I like the one on the right better.

Question 4: If I saw you on the beach sunbathing nude, I'd be like, heyy girl can I join you? And we'd sit on the beach together, maybe we'd have some sex, who knows.

Part 2 coming up soon. I have to think about how to do that.

[Shawn Cohen]

Okay!?Shawn!!!I like you and everything.I appreciate what you've done to me last round,like really!!!and I owe you!!
but SORRY!!who controlled our tribe???like obviously ME!!It's like I controlled each vote and when you wanted to switch the Lydia vote to someone else,at the end we did what Iwanted to do each time.Just wanted to clear that coz you have never been in control


1.Why do you deserve getting my vote more than the other two?- Because A) I want this win and B) I'm not getting help from someone else in the final 3.


2.What was your best strategic move in the game?- My best move was campaigning for Alex to stay because he was not threatening, and that lead to Tyson's plan of getting rid of Luis, which made Alex stay 2 more rounds after that TC where Erin left.


3.Explain your strategy- My strategy was to make a good 4-person alliance, which controlled the Kigoma stage of the game. Then, after the merge, I knew I was in no position of controlling, so I flew UTR, and that worked, because I got to the same place that Tyson did, didnt I?


6.Tell me why the other 2 sitting next to you sucked in this game- Ok, well, Spencer only wanted to get Tyson, and Tyson had someone in the game who helped him win, and did I have that in this game? No. I didn't.


7.Tell me why I deserve to be in the final- You deserve to be in the final because you were the best ally in the game for me, we talked strategy, and we could have been here with Alex if Carolina and Julie didnt vote Zoe out.

8.Tell me how well I played this game- You played one hell of a game, at least you want it, *cough* Spencer* *cough*

4 and 5 are coming later.

[Alex Angarita]

Some of you people are crazy lol. You take this shit way tooooo seriously. lol I will not be asking 21 questions in order to make my decision.

Why don't you deserve to win?

That's it one question. Answer it to the best of your ability. Thank god I didn't make final 3. I would never take time to answer all this shit.

Deuces.

[Zoe Zanidakis]

Erin shut the fuck up you silicon whore, this isn't your shit so fall the fuck back in line in your rightful place at the back of the bus... most likely on the steel pole in the aisle. My god no one wants a historical essay diatrib of your past as a shit enema whore/airport stipper/neurotic fat gaming nerd. Thanks bitch you can sit down.

And Julie, what the fuck is that shit, the SAT? AKA Syphillis AIDS Test? My god that test REEKS of whore more than your workplace on the sidewalk of 3rd and 54th. If you're basing your vote on that then you need to be checked into a loony bin ASAP. Though I doubt a straight jacket would prevent even you from fucking anything in sight. I hope the rubber in the rubber room is securely on the walls.

I'll have questions for the remaining three tragedies when I finish filing my nails with Carolina's mole.

[Zoe Zanidakis]

And sorry to interrupt but omg Julie I knew I recognized you from somewhere!




If I would've known you just washed up on Monhegan Island last autumn than maybe I wouldn't have kept my distance from you because of the STENCH of rotting carcass, kelp, tuna, and seagull shit coming from your oriphices. God I'm so regretful.

[Shawn Cohen]

Question 5:

I love poetry. Write me a freeverse poem about my beauty. It should be about 15 stanzas.

There once was a lovely girl, whose name was Julie Berry.

She went on Tanzania, and was very pretty.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

But you can not, because she is so damn pretty.

She went on the beach and slept there naked,

But when she woke up, guys were looking at her because she is so damn pretty.

In Survivor Tanzania, she claimed herself the most pretty

Then she was soon voted out because she is so damn pretty.

After a while, the boys got tired of her talk,

Instead, they wanted her to walk because she is so damn pretty.

Julie

Is

Very Pretty

That ends my poem about Julie

Because she is so damn pretty, prettier than Zoe, I mean seriously.
Question 6:

Draw a picture of me. The more flattering the better.

Question 7:

Which phrase best describes me?

D. Sexy

Why is that the best description?- Because Sexy means you can bring the boys to your yard, but the other 3 dont.

Question 8:

Write me a paragraph about how pretty I am.

Julie is very pretty. She is prettier than Zoe, which is not hard to be.
Because she is so pretty, she is hated by all of the girls. But who can blame them? It's out of jealousy. This shows how Julie is prettier than Zoe.
Question 9:

Which phrase bests describes Zoe?



B. White trash cracked out bitch

Because A, she looks like a dog, and that shows the bitch part. And she said she was White Trash.

Question 10:

Describe a disease that Zoe has and give the following facts:

How to get it, side effects, and treatment if any.

It's called Zoeitis: What is it? A disease that can make you as ugly as Julie is pretty. You can get it by hanging around Zoe. Side effects, people may stop talking to you. Treatment, stop hanging around Zoe.

[Julie Berry]

It's ok Zoe, we all know what you look like on the beach.




Mm. Bacon.